Join Alterra's Board of Directors

It's not about money. That's what every director on Alterra's board has told me - and I believe them. Profitability is just an interim measure of success. Power and status are the real goals.

Make enough profit for Alterra Corporation and you'll be recognized by the most powerful businesspeople in the universe. Establish a company that obliterates the competition and - after compulsory buyout - you can be promoted to the Board of Directors.

Perks include: - Travel: Free use of company phasegates - Entourage: Personal assistants for every facet of your life - Longevity: automatic organ replacement - Alterra: Get what you deserve