Bacterial Infection Report

You have been infected with a previously unknown, waterborne bacterium. It is currently multiplying in your bloodstream. Estimated incubation time: 2 weeks.

Your immune system is currently combating the infection at low efficacy. You may already be experiencing flu-like symptoms and skin irritation. These will likely be exacerbated as the bacterium takes hold.

Your immediate priority should be abatement and eradication of the infection.

Recommended steps: - Salvage further alien research data on a possible vaccine - Investigate the mechanisms which have enabled the indigenous ecosystem to inhibit the symptoms of the infection