Greetings, family.

My dearest Adeline and Rosita, Ugh, not "dearest?" who says that anymore? Adeline. Rosita. Everything on the mission is going very well. Do you see now? Your doubts were unfounded. I am loved here and-- Ugh, no. Rosita will say "Paaaaapa, why do you have to brag all the time." "Paaaaapa, it's embarrassing." I want to apologize. Okay no, that's taking things too far. I know we didn't leave things on the best note. But I want you to know, I love you, and I miss you. I don't know why I say the things I say sometimes-- they just come out. I was going to send you a message saying how great everything is here and how everyone loves me. I've had a promotion to a very important security dossier. I'm treated like a hero. But really, this is a cold, wet planet. The scientists are full of themselves. There's no action to speak of. The only thing I look forward to is weekly games of Alien Intruder, but more than that, of coming home to you. I am sorry for all the times I did not appreciate you, of our family, or the good life we had. And I-- Who am I kidding? I can't send this. What's the use?